When You Are Good at Something

Never Do it For Free.....(Joker , The Dark Knight 2008)

 

Do it For Love.

 

You will always be my dearest nerd,

Though you've never liked that word;

Reason why i'm writting at this time,

It's because i'm hyped-up with your rhymes.

 

How I'd love to Rock in a world without rhythm,

And though the Blacks can rap but too bad i'm almost indian;

Baby please don't show this to your friend and start off with racism

We need all the Doctors we can get no doubt they're heck of a student.

 

I couldn't write a rhyme that ends with square root three

Such silly nerdy attempt will only chase the cattles flee.

But rest assured that this is me

Longing just to see the glee in thee.

 

Don't you worry about me on bike

It was just mere fun and to save the hike

Please don't fall for the guy with car

Because i might run him over tar.

 

Compare to what you do I don't think i even have a clue

After all the love you gave

All the love letters made

I love you more with every breathe every Guitar strings i threw

 

Not a day gone by that I haven't thought about you

This ain't no cliche and you know it to be true

And though from North to South we part

You're no further than a beat away from my heart. 

 

10 Things That You Should Never Take For Granted !!!

1. CIVILIZATION

One should know that civilization is a very rare sight once you're out of Grace !! You live among people that breed faster than flies know not of the meaning of Ethics not to mention Aestheticity.. so be eternally grateful that you're not living in Zaman Jahilliah..

2. INTERNET ACCESSIBILITY

Internet connection is not bad here in Malacca.. The only thing is that you can't seem to open One Single Window Page on the internet as simple as A GOOGLE SEARCH !!!like wth.. i have to pay 3 bucks an hour in Cyber Cafes just to online and all i get is this ?! FOR 3 bucks an hour!! I haven't been online since God created Adam and Eve wei !!

3. LRT

Apa itu LRT ? Singkatan untuk Lambang Ratu Tanduk ?! oh..Keretapi..Yang ade asap keluar dari depan tu kan.. Basically all they have is BAS WIRA..wtf  for Human Beings to travel around.. No goddamn RapidMelaka whatsoever.. and it cost more than travelling with LRT in KL !!

4. TOUCH 'N GO

I bet more than half of them dunno what the god-forsaken-place is Touch 'n Go.. Cuz they were having so much fun playing with their Student's ID Card on that scanner outside every lecture room scanning their ingenious nasi lemak tambah lemak mind off!! "Beep..Beep..Beep..Beep........" bunch of "oscillating bowls"(mangkuk ayun)

5. MALLS & GSC

There is a Melaka Mall and a Jusco just 5 mins away from my hostel.. I think i enjoy my bathroom & toilet at home more than those 2 altogether.. And the cinema they have there is MBO..(MEN BOOBS ORGANIZATION?!.. wtf) .. Melaka Box Office..If you've been to IOI Malls' GSC and think it's terrible , imagine this place as its toilet !

6. F*&%ING AWESOME MUSICIANS

Like myself  *cough cough*.. Alright.. there are good musicians here in Malacca la.. Met a few in church.. But they're not from UTeM.. They're all MMU students.. I was the only UTeM student in that Church!! I swear i'm always the Alien in everything i do or everywhere i go .. They've never seen 'budak cina main gitar' before..

7. ENGLISH LANGUAGE LITERACY

We were assigned to groups of 5 or 6 for projects.. And the front page of the report requires group members' details... Email Address : "eh..sini letak alamat rumah ker alamat hostel ?" (insyah Allah)
I can be worshipped here for getting Band 5 for my MUET i swear !! These ppl reacted like i striked a lottery like that u know..
That few friends that brought me to church are the firsts of the few that i've met so far that speak English..and NONE of them are from my Uni..

8. NON-HALAL WHATSOEVER

Pork is not so impossible to have around la.. just that i'll have to walk a long way to some chinese restaurants or hawker stalls.. by the time i'm done with it and walk back to hostel , it's all used up and gone.. Caught Drinking in hostel area will shortcut you to oblivion..and from what i heard from seniors and locals, there are no clubs around.. only pubs with loads of ahpeks and aunties..nevermind bout that, my girlfriend doesn't allow me to drink anyway..

9. SHORT PANTS

I guess you're quite WTF-ed by now...there's more.. We're NOT ALLOWED to wear SHORT PANTS in the hostel compound or OUTSIDE hostel compound , have to "berpakaian SOPAN" even when you're out of ur room !! so .. basically you're only allowed to wear short pants In your Own Room.. fucking brilliant ( shared by 3..so much for OWN room ) which consists only the bed and locker...LOCKER!! not cupboard..

OK .. i don't know what's the 10th .. Only can think of  9 ..
Oh wait .. here it is ..

10. CHINESE GIRLS

If you love WANTAN ( "Pork" wrapped with "White Skin" )..you know what i mean..here's your Haven !!
For guys that are still single and thought of looking for a soul mate around .. Word of advice from many of us from UTeM : "Stay VEGETARIAN" , at least as long as you're in UTeM !!

Alright.. i got my 10th already.. It's probably gonna be another few more months or at least weeks till i update again.. All the best to everyone all over the place..

And Baby.. Good luck in whatever that's coming up next that you'll be facing without me ..
Missing you from 130miles Kilometres away :)